Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Bad Breath	The Flu
Common cold	HIV
Pox/Syphillis	Sleeping Sickness
Mad Cow	Bookworm
Ebola	Sore Throat

Pimple	E. Coli
Ulcer	Flesh Eating Disease
Martian Life	Stomach Ache
Clap/Gonorrhea	Mono - Kissing Disease
Head lice	Beer Yeast